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Also, the cake is a lie. Now it’s a choose-your-own adventure kind of situation. Choose wisely and try to avoid the pits of snakes (also known as fanfiction.net).
Head over to the
for snark, content, and all that one might expect a Tumblr to be.
Or try the
for how-to, something or other about code, and probably some techie nerd cred.
Adieu! Bon voyage! Have fun storming the castle!